Oh my, where do I begin...
-You're inexpensive, thankfully, or else I'd be more upset about how terrible you are.
-You take ages to dry, and manage to create tiny spots on top of any other eye makeup I've applied.
-Once "dry" you still have a wet glossy look about you.
-You flake, constantly, into my contacts. And it stings.
-Even with a remover meant for waterproof eye makeup, you refuse to leave my lashes, or skin.
-Heaven forbid I have the smallest amount of you left somewhere in my eye region when I shower, or I can guarantee that I will come out a raccoon.
Suck it, mascara, you're going in the trash.
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